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 Pro Golf Tech-The Golf Course Addict 
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Post Pro Golf Tech-The Golf Course Addict
What is it about golf that is so contagious? Why is it that we take this game so seriously? How come we are drawn to the golf courses like moths to the flames? discount golf clubsAll these questions can be answered with one simple answer. It is human nature to be competitive and to crave entertainment. You crave the smell of fresh cut greens, you love the feel of power that your mega driver gives when you step up to the tee. Oh, and let us not forget that unquenchable urge to pilot that stylish yet macho war wagon that transports us and our assorted weapons of warfare the golf bag, golf shoes, golf clubs, putters , drivers, tees, balls and infantry around the green battlefield. All arrayed in our uniforms looking like an adfomercial for the local Golf Pro Shop. The anticipation of putting your war stratagies, that took all week to mastermind, into play.Yea buddy, you have planned on how to avoid the sand traps,bunkers, navigate the waterways, shorts to the tin cup, every detail planned out to a tee. Finally saturday morning tee time has arrived and so have you. You have met up with the hand picked victims of your crusade. The General is in command, your strategy is paying off. The first three is yours without retaliation.Then it happens, around the fifth hole your carefully planned out war stratagy has gone to crap. The pressure is now on and the victor falls prey to the victim again by the eighteenth hole. But like a true warrior, you never give up, you will not be taken a P.O.W. The last words of the evening that are forced from the brain to quivering vocal chords across a stuttering tounge and through your thin stretched lips "Ititleist ap2 710 have not yet began to play. You don't let your adversaries know that it is eating you alive. Now the routine starts all over again you begin the the war plans for next weekend. Guess what you are a full blown golf addict looking for the next golf fix. You have now become a member of the G.A. A. If you are not fimilar with this group, you will be before long. It is widely known as the Golf Addicts Anonymous. The help line number is 1.800.whens the next tee time, or you can go to the following web address This is all in the context of humor, but how close to the truth is it really? Just a thought for meditation.


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